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Darlene’s Countrified Clothesline Advice

Dear Sophisticated Darlene, I’ve been reading your site for eons, okay, really, just for two days, but I’m super duper impressed with your wide array of sophisticated knowledge. I hope, hope, hope that you will pull my question from your frilly, ribbon-ensconced, satin-lined hatbox to […]

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(Farting) Dog Daze of June

I cannot remember the older, larger dog’s history of why he was at the pound, but that’s where we got him some 7 years ago. He was older than a tiny pup at 4 months old, but immediately he belonged to my then 4-year-old son. And the […]

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(Profs, Pups & Pedigrees) Dog Daze of June

One summer, a simple country girl and a simple country feller cut the apron stings and united in the mayhem of marriage, err, I mean holy matrimony. They moved, unpacked, and mastered their culinary Top Ramen skills — all in the midst of their newfound collegiate adulthood where they gained higher […]

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A Light Shining (finally!)

A Light Shining (finally!)

My review of sir Glynn Young’s second novel, A Light Shining, (sequel to Dancing Priest) is long overdue, past due; in fact, this detestable delay has caused all sorts of fines and notices to fill my in-box. Actually, that last bit doesn’t hold the least bit […]

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And a Side O’ Fries

And a Side O’ Fries

I have a thing about germs and door handles so I try to push open the brown glass door with my rump, but it won’t budge. I swing hard and heave-ho my hip into the door time and again before I notice a flash of […]

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Scary Hairy

Scary Hairy

Today I am hanging out with friends over at the BibleDude’s place. Come on over to read my bit o’ rambling, if’n a like. . . When we are in the muddy middle of challenges, we don’t necessarily see ‘em as chances to roll up […]

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Manure Shuffle – Wanna Dance?

Manure Shuffle – Wanna Dance?

If ya don’t want to get anything on you and/or take a trip ’round the funny farm, I reckon you had better leave now. . This is an edited version of my seventh blog piece, some 623 blog posts ago. Boy-howdy, that’s five years and […]

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Clothesline Ladies Unite!

Clothesline Ladies Unite!

  . Dear Sophisticated Darlene,  . I’ve been reading your site for eons, okay, really, just for two days, but I’m super duper impressed with your wide array of sophisticated knowledge. I hope, hope, hope that you will pull my question from your frilly, ribbon-ensconced, […]

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Montana’s Rising Son

Montana’s Rising Son

. I’m not sure if it’s the smell of breakfast, or the pig beating that’s taking place, or the old lady hollering in the kitchen that woke me. Either way, I pull on yesterday’s dirty t-shirt and socks and climb out my window, boots in […]

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Dear Darlin’

Dear Darlin’

 . [As usual, I’m a little late to the online ballyhoo, party, shindig and whatnot. Some folks have been writing letters to their younger selves. Hey, “selves” sorta looks like elves, and well, that’s just weird ’cause I’m not gonna write a letter to an […]

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