I’m a (rebel) participant in the BlogLand 31 Days series.
It’s supposed to be a daily sorta deal, but unashamedly & admittedly, there’s no way in Harry’s wild wool underwear that I have the time (nor the inclination) to post this sorta stuff alongside every sunrise for an entire month. Get out! Be gone! I ain’t gonna do it and you can’t make me. Oh, buckaroos, you can try, but you shall fail. .
Without further delay, here is my 18-22 DaZe of CountryGirl Wisdom:
18. When ya face the big, scary, really green, wild wildWoods
and you’re not sure just what to do –
19. hitch up your britches, pull your boots on tight, get a rope,
20. and aim for the moon.
21. In case ya miss, go back inside
to eat cake –
with a spoon.
22. For your health (and your momma’s sanity),
just remember that the soap is under the sink
and you best be washin’ your own dishes.
For the entire foot-stomping, breath-taking series on CountryGirl wisdom: